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die deutsche Toilette


The German toilet will always be a mystery to me. They are so strange. I mean, why would you want a shelf in your toilet?

The shelf is way too high and close to the seat for my liking. Germans obviously like to inspect their crap before they flush their toilets, but why would you really want to do that?

If you er...had more crap than usual, it would be particularly hard to flush the toilet. I would imagine that it would take at least four or five tries to get it all down.

And don't you feel sorry for the people who have to clean them? They have to clean above and below the shelf. Cleaning a normal toilet is bad enough.

Germany is a really really awesome country, but I will never be able to understand why they are crazy enough to have those toilets. Maybe when I become dictator of the world I'll make them get rid of them.

Hey lilly wassupppp? I like was totally reading this while you posted it. Uhmmm those toilets...yeah they're pretty tricked out. You know? Yeah, I know you do.

That was quite an enlightening read, I must say. Why on earth would the Germans have a shelf in their toilet? It makes no sense at all. ^_^ Wow, this is more random than my Xanga, by the way, though a little less nerdy. You know, this sort of reminds me of a book about some evil port-a-potty company owner that launched a terrorist attack on America during Y2K...Yeah

Wierd, didn't notice that when I was there. But that was almost ten years ago so I probably wouldn't have remember anyway. Disappointing, I thought Germans were suppossed to be efficient.

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